tyleroakley:

selfiekween:

MY MAiN GOAL iS TO BLOW UP AND ACT LiKE i DON’T KNOW NOBODY

THIS IS A REAL HUMAN????

weird-bug:

i just made this video

yeeitsanna:

lumos5001:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

HE TURNED FOUR BIRDS INTO A PERSON THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WIZARD WHO HAS ESCAPED HOGWARTS SOMEONE CALL THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC FUCK THIS (via fortheloveofotps)

HOW THE FRICK IS THIS POSSIBLE I JUST 

i think im gaining muscle definition back

off set pullups kick your ass

04-23 / 5:43 / 2 notes

shavingryansprivates:

jontronshat:

shavingryansprivates:

KFC employees truly do not care about anything. ask for a 10 piece and they give you 15

I’m a fellow whovian and i can confirm this

what

nypmh:

call me baby girl and princess and tell me how cute i am

i-come-by-it-honestly:

John Scalzi gets it.

westernkanye:

DON’T TOUCH ME I’M STERILE

h0odrich:

BITCH IS TOO REAL

penguinize:

no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it

It’s weird that someone hasn’t been like “Beka you can’t just generalize that every Hispanic person in corpus is Mexican”

04-23 / 9:33