oh my god
i just realized that once mexican coke starts using corn syrup for their drinks im going to have to stop drinking it
ITS ONE OF THE FEW SODAS THAT DOESNT MAKE ME FEEL LIKE CRAP IM SO UPSET
I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"
People coming to corpus for spring break are going to be soooooo disappointed in the weather. Sucks.
ughuhgufh you know that feeling where you want someone SO BAD like not even in a sexual way like you just want to touch their skin and hug them and feel their warmth and smell their scent and feel how soft their hair is and look into their eyes and hear their voice and soak in their presence like it’s physically impossible to have them by your side but you need it so bad like you just want them to be yours you want them physically there for you
The Front Bottoms | Twin Sized Mattress
Kesha got out of rehab, cut her hair, unfollowed Dr. Luke, changed her artistic name to Kesha Rose, and updated her twitter image, bio and header
I can feel the comeback in my bones
the thing is literally NO ONE cares if u dont think leggings count as pants. no one. no one cares. everyones gonna keep wearing them as pants. theyre pants. no one cares what u think
i have failed
this is the first time ive ever broke the yoke while frying an egg
Oh heyyy Void Dylan. Be sure to catch an all new After After Show after a brand new episode of Teen Wolf at 10pm on Moonday!
If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine
The pre-test anthem.